I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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