Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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