I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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