Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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