Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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