So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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