Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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