I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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