So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
