I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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