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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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