Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize