The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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