Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
