But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Randomize
