he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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