Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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