so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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