some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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