...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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