I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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