All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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