I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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