North Korea, Best Korea!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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