My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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