Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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