omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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