i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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