everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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