Sry I called you an 8
they need to just BURY HIM!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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