Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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