I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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