Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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