It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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