Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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