I like my sex mixed with concussions.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dick very happy bro
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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