I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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