He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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