Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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