dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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