Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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