he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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