i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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