Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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