she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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