drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
worst night to have a conscience
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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