My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
How's work?
Spinning.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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