she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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