It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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