I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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