even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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